OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES!!

Ever wished you could share a chuckle or two about something your little ones have come out with, well here I will be finding comical quotes from kids all over the world!


Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant,"
said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder
pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you
know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy
confidently. 'It means carrying a child."


A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
"Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The
grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's
simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."


I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it
was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think
you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!"

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids!!.
(Derrick, age 8)


If you don't brush your teeth you end up with smelly yellow teeth like you grandad !!

Courtesy of Beverley In Bedfordshire
My Nephew Sam said after being told off .... " You hurt my mind!! "

Also from Beverley, her nephew Luke ...
Mum " Why did you do that ??? "
Luke " Because I'm a kid !!!

Mummy, do you know what policeman used to tie burglars hands together ?? HANDCHUFFERS